These idiots made robbed the wrong place, and this gas station attendant officially beat the internet fame system.
Crazy story, sure, but can we address the elephant in the vagina? I mean literally, that thing is about the size of a baby elephant, how kinky must you be to forget that thing being inside of you?
This Josh Malone fella just took the water balloon game and straight made it his bitch.
I can't say I usually go for Frank Caliendo's shtick, but this was absolutely spot on
Can Crystal King here be any more selfish? Have you ever driven the PA Turnpike, lady? I see a pretty green lawn while driving that soul-sucking highway, you best believe I'm peeing or shitting on it.