Okay, last week I was sort of joking about the bee takeover, but after this? We need to make this a priority, America.
An open invitation to Aliens.
AKA The Petition To Force The NFL To Nullify It's Contract With EA Sports Which Grants Them Full Exclusivity Rights In The Football Video Game World... it's a working title, we can fix that part later. But this is important shit.
This is a great party trick, that's for sure, but I'm interested in what really happened here...
Watch this young Australian lad figure out how to maintain an impressive wormhole in space in time by simply ordering a pizza...
It looks like Frieda Turkmenilli's plans of world domination have been thwarted... for now.
Rabies out here making sure that nobody forgets who the top virus in this bitch is. Look out, ebola, rabies is comin for dat ass.
These disgusting creatures from the deepest realm of evil are continuously making our city more and more terrible to live in. Here are some tips to avoid their plague-spreading ways.
... right there with ya man.
An ironic tragedy befalls this poor narcissistic young man... quite literally.