Okay so a couple things:
1. - So what's up sharks? Are we just ignoring the basic laws of society here? Cus we'll rumble if we have to. Look, you get deep ocean, we get the beach and the shore, end of story. Every now and then a human gets a little cocky and ventures in to your area and gets chomped, which is fair enough. Dick move, but fair. But come on, you can't just start invading our beaches now and eating and swimming where we're supposed to be bodysurfing and skimboarding*. Stick to your turf, we'll stick to ours, everyone's happy. It's called a society, we're not fucking animals.
2. What the fuck are these birds doing? That's what the sharks are eating, right? These asshole birds that just keep flopping down on the water and getting torn to pieces? Hey fellas, you have fucking wings. You can fly. If something is eating you on ground/sea level then you have the option to literally rise above it. Do you know how much me and many other of my kind would love to fly? And here you idiots are, getting eaten like a bunch of dicks and wasting your god given talents. Complete slap in the face, guys. Complete slap in the face. No sympathy at all from this end, that blood is on your hands.
* Best way to separate a shoulder in the history of water activities.