Well it just isn't Halloween unless you see something terrifying. And don't get it twisted, that shit was terrifying. "Oh it's just a fish knocking a kitten in to the water." No, it's Loch Ness's little demon cousin flipping the order of evolution on it's head. Cats eat fish, end of story. We've all grown up knowing certain truths and that's one of them. Cat > Fish. If that becomes Fish < Cat, well what the fuck is next, I ask you? Salmon sucking down bears? Flies taking out spiders? Grass downing cows!? It's chaos, folks, that's what it is. The moment fish start dragging our cats to the depths of hell is the moment we all need to start prepping for disaster. So I hope you all enjoy your precious candy tonight, ignoring the reality of the new world you live in. Pray for us.