Humans needs bucket lists to survive. No one is perfect. This is the most practical bucket list for any person. This is the best bucket list ever.
How can a person cool their drink while temporarily lodging? Ice bucket! Fill the bucket with the ice by utilizing the large machine in the hotel hallway! Ice for hours! Bliss! Chill the beverage, it's been earned.
Beach Bucket! (pail) If you love FUN, you will get this bucket! Fill it with sand and cart the sand all over the beach with zero stress! Wet sand! Dry sand! Whatever sand! You can build a castle! (This is when you book your online vacation.) Humans should get plenty of beach buckets for the other humans that they are beaching with because of the jealousy reasons. Go places, you’ll gain insight.
It’s orange, it’s huge, it’s literally perfect. It’s the 5-Gallon Bucket. This bucket is down and ready for anything that life throws at it. At only a few dollars a pop at your local Lowes or Home Depot, you can even keep cement or paint or something along those lines in it. It’s sturdy and sexy! Do projects, they’re invigorating.
This bucket will house all one’s unwanted, virus-filled, gut rejection. Puke Bucket! (a.k.a slop bucket) This bucket is for vomiting! If a human feels sick and wants to take a vomit, placing a puke-bucket by the bedside will solve the ‘where will the vomit go?’ problem! Get sick, it’s okay sometimes.
Mop Bucket! A clean floor is a floor, indeed. This bucket can easily be filled with some soap (like Murphy’s Oil) and warm water and be ready to take on a dirty floor somewhere. If you live in a place with floors, this is just really wonderful. Upon the first try, many will hate the process, but be utterly convinced of the importance of the mop bucket. Clean your house, it’s better that way.
What better a vessel to harbor the most delicious of all the deep-fried edibles made of bird? Bucket! Bucket of Chicken! There's not another practical way of presenting a meal of fried chicken parts, there just is not. The bucket is the only way. Bucket of chicken, world peace.
When in doubt, most buckets can be replaced with other buckets, and it is accepted. Wearing a bucket on your head is okay, too, it’s not that weird. Remember: This universe is a bucket that’s waiting to be filled… with life. Live it. Best bucket list ever.