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Brad Pitt Casually Tossing Matty McConaughey A Beer In New Orleans... Wait Why Do I Have A Boner?

I honestly don't know what just happened to me. I just watched a totally innocuous exchange between two dudes who just happen to be staying in apartments that face one another, nothing more, nothing less, but for some reason I can't stand up because of the insatiable broner I have brewing that refuses to go down. Then I started breaking it down, and it sort of makes sense (or at least I'll argue it does):

This video just has a subtle hint of everything that we associate with cool - being rich as hell, chillin on a balcony in a cool ass city with your hot rich friends (including Drew Brees), spinning a football while you wear cool party glasses, then all of a sudden you look across the street and see your equally cool/rich/hot friend on his balcony offering to play a game of beer toss as the peasants below you cheer for the fact that they are witnessing unexplainable greatness. Put all of that together and add the fact that it's Matty, the epitome of cool right now, and Brad, OG status for life, you're getting a broner 10 times out of 10.

And yes, I've heard the rumors that Brad may take over for Matty to try and fill Rust Cohle's shoes, and yes it is the only way that I think I could see myself giving the next season the chance to live up to the first one.

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PostedMay 19, 2014
AuthorCorey Rutledge
TagsMatt McConaughey, Brad Pitt, New Orleans, Drew Brees, Beer Toss, Broner, True Detective, Rust Cohle, The Shorts Show

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