Flooding in Recife when we have our biggest match of the tourney, sending us in to the Amazon to play against Portugal, sending Ghana's best two players home before their match in which we desperately need them to perform well. Doesn't matter. these colors don't run, FIFA. Throw it all at us. Hell, you can even bring back the fuckin vuvuzela (please sweet baby Jesus don't do that), we won't care. We have Captain Clint and a double agent coach who knows the ins and outs of our opponent (and hopefully won't stab us in the back...), we're ready to rock baby. Suck a fat one FIFA.