So here's the much anticipated follow up to the original Manning brother rap video. I give it a 5.5, maybe 5. Pretty fuckin long and the lyrics explaining the features were pretty painful to watch (probably just cus of Eli's little mongoloid face), but credit where credit's due, I did laugh during the space montage and Broadway Joe Namath's ridiculous chameo:
There's no way you can convince me Joe even knew the cameras were rolling here. This is just classic Namath doing Namath.
So well done on those parts, saved it from being an absolute disaster, but the real story here is how fucking close we are to football and how absurdly anxious I am for it to start. I don't care what it is, if you throw me something related to football right now, I am sprinting after it like a starved little puppy. I don't care how insufferable the Manning's can be, if the only thing that the football universe has to offer today is an awkward-quarterback-brother duo rapping about fantasy, then so be it.
Only a few more weeks until Sunday's are awesome again.