These guests had to go.
Protected from head to toe like "someone going to the Moon," an exterminator on Sunday removed a three-foot wasps' nest from a guest room bed in Winchester, England.
"I have never ever in my 40 odd years [on the job] seen something like this before," John Birkett of Longwood Services Pest Control told The Huffington Post.
The nest, which burrowed into the mattress, housed 5,000 wasps and took three months for the insects to build, he estimated.
But it took Birkett only a few hours to destroy. He said he first sealed the windows and fumigated the worker wasps buzzing about, then injected the nest with powder in four places. After 10 minutes he returned to the room and began to break up the nest, which had a papier-mâché consistency. He then disposed of the nest in the garden.
The woman who lives in the home called Birkett after her son went to look for something in the unused spare room and found the wasps had colonized the space, most likely through an open window.
The woman "understandably" did not want to be identified, he said.
Although he had a job to do, Birkett felt "a bit sorry" that he had to destroy something the wasps had worked so hard to build. "I stood with amazement looking at it," he said. "If we could get humans to work together like this, we’d be in business."
Really? Last week we've got 50,000 bees in one woman's apartment and now we've got an entire bed filled with wasp's in another woman's apartment, and we're just gonna act like everything is cool? That's not the America I signed up for. When women start teaming up with bees and wasps to start trying to take down our great nation, that's where you've got a problem with me.
And don't try to act like this isn't what's going on. In both scenario's, who reported the infestation to the authorities? The women who were nurturing these little stinging savages? Nope. It was a second, innocent party: in the first story it was the unsuspecting neighbor (in 3A), and in this story it was the poor son who can't see his mother for what she really is. If these two women had had their way, these little bastards would be swarming us as we speak, stinging us to the moon and back again until we relinquish control of our beloved US of A to bee/wasp-mind-controlled women*.
So thank you to the heroes in apartment 3A and this lady's son, we owe you our lives and freedom. But now, it's on us. Keep your eyes open for signs, people. Like, if you're in the park and you see bees all around some lady and she seems unphased then you call somebody. Police, National Guard, me, whoever. Just call somebody. If we all do our part this will end here and now. Otherwise, we're gonna soon need Bill Pullman to give one of his speeches to rally our troops in the fight for our existence.
* I wanna be clear that that's what I'm saying here: bees are controlling females minds. I'm not blaming our great American women for harboring these bee/wasp warriors. Clearly, these flying demons have found a way to infiltrate the minds of our usually strong females and are making them assist in this terrifying revolution. So we're doing this for the ladies just as much as we are for America.