(source) - We can only hope that when Ryan Gosling laid his beautiful eyes on his baby the first words were, “Hey, Girl.” The actor and his longtime girlfriend Eva Mendes reportedly welcomed a baby girl on Friday, September 12.
The A-list couple have yet to comment on the birth or name of the child, but we will now refer to her as the Most Beautiful Baby Girl In The World. Eva and Ryan have never publicly commented on the reported pregnancy, but word got out that Mendes was expecting about seven months later. Back in February, Eva appeared on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” where she addressed the rumors that she was expecting.
“It all started because I didn’t want to go through the scanners at the airport,” she said, referring to a pre-flight security check at LAX. “You know, those X-ray scanners, which are really creepy? They basically see you naked. And not only that, but there’s a radiation aspect to it. So I always opt out. I always ask for a personal pat-down. That was good enough reason [for people to assume I'm expecting a baby].”
The pair have been dating since the fall of 2011, when they met after co-starring in the drama “The Place Beyond the Pines.” This is the first child for both actors.
Move over Becks! Get out the way Brangelina! Ya'll ain't got shit on Gosdes (it's a working title).
Seriously, how pissed are those old news power couples? They and their babies are just obsolete now. This baby is going to be the most beautiful baby in the history of child birth. Look at these two. Calling them human beings is an insult. They're artwork. Chiseled by the gods themselves to embody beauty.
Also, take notes on how to do celebrity, people. These two are legends of the game in terms of keeping people out of their shit. One stupid story on Ellen to get everyone looking one direction while you're busy being pregnant in the other. Savvy move, Eva. And how often do you hear about what's going on with Gosling? Never, cus the dude is good at laying low. Such a key skill to being a major star. Leo, Pitt, Clooney, Gosling, etc. All the big dogs know how to keep their name out of the tabloids. Mystery adds to the legend, celebrity 101.
P.S. I really hope the kid turns out better than the face morph of these two: