(source) - Fans at a football match in Switzerland urinated in the water bottle of the rival team's goalkeeper and then watched as he drank it. Muri stopper Reto Felder only realised he was not consuming the liquid he expected after taking a couple of mouthfuls. It left the 34-year-old so furious he is now considering taking legal action against Baden whose fans contaminated the bottle last weekend.
The incident happened during a Swiss first division match between Muri and Baden and Felder said he is still "feeling sick". He branded the prank "primitive filth". Baden fans, who watched him drink the urine, shouted at him: "Now you will get AIDS."
"I took one sip and realised that it was warm but thought that it was because of the sun. But by the second sip I realised that something was wrong," he recalled. "The mere thought of drinking p*** is unbearable. What if, the next time, it is something that knocks you out?"
A spokesperson for the Swiss FA raised the possibility of legal action over the incident. "We take this incident very seriously. We are at the moment waiting to see what decision FC Baden arrives at. We can't do too much at the moment. The club or the player can, however, go to a civil court," he said.
Two takeaways from this:
1) You mad, bro? Look, in fandom anything goes, alright pal? Don't be an idiot and leave your water bottle behind the net during halftime. If locker room culture taught me anything growing up, it's that you keep a close eye on the shit that is important to you cus you never know who or what is fucking with it. Oh, and in another report it said that the ball boy apparently was the one who passed the water bottle back to these houligans, so if you're gonna be mad at somebody be mad at him. These guys are just trying to rattle the cages and give their team the upper hand, can't fault a fan for that. You play in the 3rd tier Swiss league, bro, it shouldn't be news to you that you gotta keep your head on a swivel at every game. Just be glad you're not playing in the 3rd Tier Brazilian league.
2) I still have no idea how you can contract AIDS. That was actually my first thought when I finished reading this story: wait, so does he have AIDS or not? Can you get AIDS from pee? Has that been tested? Or I guess the guy did say you WILL get AIDS now, so maybe it's like drinking pee is a bad AIDS omen? I mean, he claims to still be feeling sick, and as far as I know urine is supposed to be sterile... unless it's AIDS urine. I dunno, all I know is that if I'm that goalie and I hear them screaming about AIDS after I drink their pee, you best believe that the first place I'm going after the game is to the doctor's office to get that test. Or I'll just get the roundabout test, a la Mitch Hedburg.
Chappelle knows what I'm talking about: