Marshawn Lynch has been given a second marijuana strain–named “Beastmode 2.0″–after the Seattle Seahawks RB booked their return trip to the Super Bowl.
Some of you might remember that the “Beastmode” strain came out around this time last year. Growers were apparently so happy with last year’s strain that they wanted to bring back a stronger version of Beastmode in 2015. Beastmode 2.0 will now have 5% more THC than last year’s strain.
The strain will be sold at the Queen Anne Cannabis Club in Seattle a recreational marijuana dispensary that specializes in deliveries. Rumor has it that their couriers will smoke Beastmode 2.0 to ensure that they deliver the package no matter the resistance.
So there's been a lot of discussion about deflated balls this and Belicheat that. The whole world is up in arms over whether or not the Patriots legacy is tarnished because they continuously find ways to be dirtballs and go around the system to win*. One team stealing every headline out there in every major news outlet. It's like everyone forgot there were two teams in the big dance! Well Seahawks fans, don't worry cus the good Queen Anne Cannabis Club** is hear to give you the voice you've been searching for. Couldn't have asked for a better look as a city. On the one coast you have a team in turmoil with the whole world attacking them from all angles, on the other you have the laid back city who's just excited to sit back, get Beast Mode high and watch some football. To be honest, I was leaning toward the Pats for where my money is going in this game, but now I'm not so sure. Usually the Pats feed off of drama, we've seen it countless times in the past, but the Seattle vibe is just so cool for school that they're making me think that they're on a zen-type level of focus. I've got to do some serious thinking this week. Better get to Queen Anne's quick for some brain fuel.
* Okay but real question: what would you trade for your team to have the success of the Patriots for the past 15 years? At least 2 family members and like your first born son at least, right? Say what you want about tarnished legacies, those cheaters win more than I've seen my teams win so I'm pretty sure they don't really give a shit what the rest of the world says. Having said that, fuck them with everything.
** What a classy ass name for a weed dispenser. It sounds almost nautical.