Okay, so they don't call it the little red button, they call it "insane" mode, but come on... that's the little red button. AKA the dream car feature of every kid born between 1985 and 1992. If you were born in that 7 year window then this is a must buy, right? Also, a few other things about this video:
1. Old people genuinely cursing is always funny.
Not that funny when it's fake, like part of a movie or something, but when you get an old person to drop a hard F in real life, it's hysterical 10 times out of 10. You may be getting robbed and murdered in your own house, if your grandma walks in and says "oh fuckin shit!" you're gonna snicker at the very least.
2. Going 0 to 60 in 3 seconds = going 0 to waterfall-in-the-panties in 3 seconds.
I mean, that car should just head straight to a motel. Everyone knows guys have nice, fast cars purely to get more women, well here you go gentlemen. Here's what it looks like when it works. Well done, Brooks. Which leads me to my last point...
3. So weird hearing my name in a video. This isn't really something for anyone else reading this to relate to, but a name like Brooks isn't one you hear very often. Basically, my only popular culture references for my name are Brooks Robinson, a phenomenal 3rd baseman in the 60s and 70s that nobody really knows about, Brooks Brothers, suitmakers responsible for filling my younger brother's childhood with terrible zingers (same as Brooks and Dunn), and the old guy from Shawshank Redemption. You know, the one with the pet bird who kills himself. But I gotta say, watching a fellow Brooks blow his friends and families brains off with horesepower, while also managing to cause a flood in his passenger seat... it was a pretty vicarious experience. I think I need some alone time now...
Is car porn a thing?