(source) - Cops say she's gunna be sorry she tried to sneak a firearm into jail. KOAT reports that Josephine McAllister, 34, of Albuquerque, New Mexico, allegedly tried to sneak a gun into jail that was concealed in her genitals. McAllister was originally booked on Dec. 16 in connection with fraud charges related to allegedly stolen credit cards. The woman is accused of going through jail security and promptly throwing the gun away in the trash. That's where the firearm was allegedly found by an inmate, who alerted authorities. The Albuquerque Journal reports that McAllister told authorities she hid the gun in her waistband, but a criminal complaint says otherwise.
"Knowing how in depth the PTC (Prisoner Transport Center) officers search prisoners, there is no way that they could have missed it on her waist band,” a deputy wrote in the complaint. McAllister now faces a charge of bringing contraband into a place of imprisonment. It was not too long ago that another woman tried the same trick.
In 2013, Christie Harris of Oklahoma was sentenced to 25 years for trying to sneak a gun into jail via her vagina. She also tried to sneak meth in her anus.
This is one of those "I thought it was a good idea at the time" kind of moves. I mean what's the end game here, right? Let's say you get the gun in to prison, then what? It's not like you can really use it or anything. I guess you could get like one good shot off before it gets taken, but is that worth shoving a gun up your cooter? No, it's not. And good on her for figuring out that it was a stupid plan. Granted, she had already gone through the trouble of stuffing it up there, but give her credit for at least trying to get rid of the gun as soon as she got to prison. It's like when you have a water bottle going through security at the airport. Part of you wants to stick it to the man for impeding upon your hydration by hiding that thing up your butt*, the other part of you realizes that the risk of a full cavity search over a Poland Spring is a strong deterrent. This girl thought about the ramifications of shooting guns off inside of a prison and decided it was best to just throw it in the trash. Smart move.
Now the real issue here is that motha fuckin snitch who ratted her out. You can't just let it go, girl? Clearly she didn't want the gun anymore, hence the reason you found it in the trash, so just keep your damn mouth shut about it. Surprised you're even in jail in the first place with that kind of attitude. Would've thought that you ratted out any and all that you could to save your own high-horse-sitting ass.
P.S. How about Christie Harris? I mean, I gotta say if you're gonna do the gun up the vag move then go all the way with it like she did. Shove some meth up your butt, maybe some crack in your earhole. Fill every crevice with something useful/illegal. Now THAT's a plan. If you take it there, then who can really hate?
* ... right?