Sweet. So I guess safaris are off the table now. Not that I saw myself as a big safari goer before this, but if the animals know how to break in to cars now then I'm definitely out. Also, you know what this video showed me? Just how much animals want to eat you when you stare at them. Seriously, you could just see that lion's entire thought process. Just laying there, staring... "fuckin humans. It's all the time with you, just watching me lay here with my pride like you belong. You think you know me? I'd eat the fuck out of you if you weren't in that stupid metal thing. In fact, I bet I could open that fuckin thing... you know what? (rises and heads over) Yeah, I definitely could get that... let me just.... tilt my head aaand (door opens) A-HA you fuckin idiots! (door slams shut) AH SHIT! Fuck, I thought I got em, did you see me almost get them, Thad*? Well hey, at least we know for next time."
100% what that lion was thinking. And last thing, I get that it's natural instinct to look for some help when lions are about to rip your face off, but what the fuck is your Dad gonna do, lady? You think he wants to get eaten cus you don't know how to lock a door? If that lion had gotten you, chances that your father hops out to help are exactly zero. Sometimes you gotta learn your lesson the hard way. It's called tough love, okay? It works.
* That lion with the mane looks gives off a Thad vibe.
P.S. Impossible to watch this and not think of those Thug Lyfe videos. This lion would make for a great one: