2 things on this video:
1. Sucks to be this croc. No chance you can show your face in the swamp* again after that display. The ladies ain't gonna be trying to breed with the guy** who couldn't catch fuckin Bambi if his life depended on it. And guess what, pal? Your life does sorta depend on it. And by sorta I mean completely, you live in fucking nature, figure it out. Which brings me to point 2:
2. Living in nature would fucking suck. Like everything is trying to kill you. Everything. Even the fucking water you drink can all of a sudden turn in to a hungry crocodile mouth in about a milisecond. No thank you. I believe it was a Louis C.K. bit (it was, I'm posting the video below) where he talked about how huge it is that we got out of the food chain, and he's 100% right. If you had to go through your days worrying about your water turning crocodile out of nowhere, well I for one say no thank you. I'll stick to being the species that gets to pick and choose what other things are food.
P.S. Warthogs, super weird creatures. That mane is fascinatingly elegant.
* Crocodiles live in swamps exclusively, duh.
** Sexist, it could totally be a female croc. However, to say that is to say that you ladies have slower reflexes than us... so pick your poison.