Oh hey ya'll. Sorry, been away for the past week but the blog is back in action with the worm that's here to haunt your dreams and destroy humanity.
Okay so maybe "terrorizing China" was a strong title for this video, but still what the fuck would you do if you saw that thing near you? I mean, I know we live in New York and we've all seen our fair share of weird ass shit, sometimes literally, in the subway and what not, but still, if you saw this little green, pink tongued devil spawn near you, just pulsing and morphing and whatever the fuck else it's doing, do you just quit? Like, is it time to call it a wrap on the whole thing? Because frankly, I don't recall "must be cool with living in a world in which giant satan worms exist" being part of the whole Living deal. Would have definitely given signing it a bit more thought if I'd seen that clause.
P.S. Seriously that tongue may be top 10 grossest thing I've ever seen. I don't do well with slimy shit.