An 84-year-old man in Evansville, Indiana, is facing battery charges after police said he dumped a bowl filled with urine over the head of a teenage boy. Charles Weatherford was arrested Saturday afternoon after he reportedly got into an argument with a 13-year-old over some smashed bricks on his property, according to 14News.com.
The teen told police that the argument boiled over when Weatherford poured pee on him from the second floor of his home, the Evansville Courier-Press reports. Police responded to a 911 call from Weatherford about the vandalism and filled out a criminal damage report at his home. A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun noted a “strong odor of urine" outside his home, but "were unable to determine the source."
They found one possible explanation when the boy's mother phoned officers to report that her son had been "assaulted with bodily waste," according to the report.
When officers questioned Weatherford again, they said he admitted becoming angry when the 13-year-old called him names. He also admitted that "he did sometimes keep a bowl of urine on his balcony for self defense," according to The Smoking Gun. It is unknown whether the alleged urine in the bowl belonged to a human or an animal.
Weatherford has been charged with battery by communicable bodily fluid/waste, a felony, and battery on a victim under the age of 14. He is free on $750 bail with a court appearance scheduled for Aug. 19.
Hey Chuck, remember when we all came over to your place last week and said, "bro, your place smells like piss, maybe don't keep a bowl of piss in the house as a means of self defense?" Remember that? Yeah forget everything we said. Fuckin brilliant, man, egg on our faces for sure. Or should we say piss!... Piss that is probably yours but apparently may also be from an animal, so wonder the police.
This Charles Weatherford is a pioneer in the self defense game. Take notes, America. Everyone wants to argue about gun control: should we be allowed to own them, should we not? Well guess we know the answer now. Nope. Cus if Chuck taught us anything it's that a good bowl of pee to the face is a highly effective deterrent. Something you may not have thought about before but now is pretty much the future of self defense/home security.... Potentially rough on the asparagus market, though.
P.S. Arrested, really? It's pee. And fuck this kid, sounds like he destroyed some shit, called an old guy names and then got what he deserved. Honestly, cops, you should be glad he didn't actually have a gun! This coulda been super bad, instead this little asshole just ended up with a mouthful of urine and probably a devastating nickname. Justice was done, leave Chuck alone.