A man with a half beard was arrested for having a full stash of marijuana. Police in Miami arrested Kevin Gibson on April 19 for possession of more than 20 grams of pot, intent to sell and drinking in public, according to ClickOrlando.com.
Despite the strange-looking facial hair, the 58-year-old was not cited for a crime of fashion. Kevin Gibson, 58, was arrested April 19 for possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana. Jail records indicate Gibson remains behind bars in lieu of $5,500 bond.
According to the Miami New Times, Gibson has been arrested numerous timessince the 1970s, including charges for loitering, drug possession and drinking in public. In 2011, Gibson was arrested for intent to sell cocaine, but he had a full beardwhen he posed for that mug, according to the New York Daily News.
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Gentlemen, this one's for you. Ladies, stop reading. Seriously, no women past this point. This is a man blog. Like Dr. Pepper. This is serious stuff that only bros get... No girls? Good. So fellas, now we know. We've all been this guy plenty of times. That moment when you're shaving the facial hair (or pubic, or head... yes I rank importance of hair in that order) and you get halfway through and you look like your own version of Two-Face and you stop for just a moment and think, "what if I just left it like this? What if I was just a half-beard guy? Nobody does that, could it be a thing? Could I start a thing? I've never started a thing before, always wanted to but most of my ideas aren't as great as I think... except for that script about the deaf orchestra conductor, that was gold. But this, this could be my ticket to thingdom." Then you take yourself in for a second and realize it's a preposterous look and you finish what you started. Well don't we all feel like assholes now.
Criminal or no (and let's be real, weed dealing is pretty much legal now. I expected better from you, Florida), this guy is proving to all of us that our fantasies can become reality. That the thing we always thought we could start was just a half-ass shave job away. No way this isn't the new hot thing in Williamsburg within the month. All that had to happen was for people to see how awesome it looks, and the next thing you know every hipster from Bedford to Bed-Stuy will be rocking their own version of the Harvey Dent (trademarked). Moral of the story, fellas, don't be afraid of your own greatness. I believe Nelson Mandela said that. And I believe he'd like to be attached to this blog.*
* You know, the one where I told women they couldn't read it and said that a half-beard look isn't for garbage people and that drug-dealing is basically legal? I think Nelson would've been all for it.... (I'm so sorry, Mr. Mandela.)