I can't figure out why I won't quit on this show yet, so here is a Pro vs. Con list for anybody struggling with the same issues.
Lady's Backyard Apparently Being Treated Like A Public Toilet By Drivers On The Pennsylvania Turnpike
Can Crystal King here be any more selfish? Have you ever driven the PA Turnpike, lady? I see a pretty green lawn while driving that soul-sucking highway, you best believe I'm peeing or shitting on it.