Look, we get it by now: Florida's weird. But if there's a BBQ smoke feud that may involve a government conspiracy? I'm blogging that 100 times out of 100.
... In Florida, of course. Tough break for a guy clearly pushing his body to the max.
This is the poop crime motherload, ladies and gents. And who else would we have to thank for it besides Florida, of course!
Some insights to some of the big "pranks" so far today, and just what the fuck is this day anyway?
Yet Another 2 For 1 Florida Special! - Chick Caught After Posing As A Nurse For A Year / Truck Stolen With $85K Worth Of Cheese Inside
Please never change, Florida. You're beautiful.
Big night of gambling lands them in the dumpster, it happens... you know, in Florida.
Special Florida Double Feature: Guy With Pats Tattoos All Over Head Plus Guy Arrested For Peeing On A Waitress
Two great tales from America's favorite state and model of class: Florida.
This guy get's arrested and the cops get off scott free after ruining a late night Taco Bell run? For shame.
I think we've honed in on the key difference between New Yorkers and Floridians.
Dude Who Was Impersonating A Police Officer Gets Arrested After Pulling Over An Actual Police Detective
Matthew Michael Lee McMahon has the right idea here, his execution is just a little off.
Florida Teenager Suffers Terrible Breakup At The Hands Of Her Heartless Boyfriend... So She Takes The Smart Route And Fakes Her Own Kidnapping (?)
Either this girl is bonkers or she has found the perfect plan to deal with heartbreak.
The Shorts Show Sports Page: Basketball Makeup Post - Motha Fuckin Tim Duncan and Final Four Thoughts
Talkin Tim Duncan's old ass and picking the Final Four winners
Insult is added to injury for the asshole road rage guy